A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

When you get something like MTV, it`s like regular television. You get it, and at first it`s novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio.

Money can`t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

It doesn`t get better, it doesn`t get worse, but it sure gets different!

Music is like girlfriends to me; I`m continually astonished by the choices other people make.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

The world`s a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That`s the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.

People ask me how far I`ve come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

"Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I`ll keep providing the parade."

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept coming out of my glass."

"I don`t get all the women that I want...I get all the women that want me."