David Cross Quotes

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  • I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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  • We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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  • Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
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  • I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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  • I love Tinkle, it`s really the most fun I`ve had in years.
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  • Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.
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  • I`ll think of the idea and then I`ll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
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  • I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
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  • You can`t just yell jokes at people.
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  • Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.
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  • It`s not an issue per say, but I would urge people to help create an atmosphere where they don`t see this complete ideological divide.
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  • The second piece of news is something that I would imagine most people have heard about by now. Arrested Development got picked up for a third season.
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  • My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
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  • It`s not about trying to be funny all the time. It`s more of a document that hopefully is funny.
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  • I`ve got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.
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  • In New York there isn`t that weird palpable competitive thing where it`s friendly but everyone isn`t trying to top one another with jokes when you`re just hanging around.
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  • As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.
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  • I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
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  • The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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  • I don`t think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.
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  • Occasionally I`ll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I`ll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they`re talking about and what they`re not talking about.
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  • I just recorded another CD for Sub Pop.
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  • I hate bumper stickers, you can`t sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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  • I`d be curious to find out, but I don`t think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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  • I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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  • Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
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  • There were a number of referendums in `98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That`s very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
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  • I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
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  • Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.
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  • It`s just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.
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