Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don`t have a lot of it.

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I`ve been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

I was a bad boy as a child.

My parents just neglected me, I wasn`t abused or anything.

I believed in God my whole life.

Straight people say, `You know you`re just gay,` and gay people say, `You know you`re just gay.` There is such a thing as bisexual!

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.