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    Name Steven Wright
    (Steven Alexander Wright)
    Age 53
    Hair Color Other
    Date of Birth December 61955
    Birthplace New York, New York
    Star Sign Sagittarius
    Nationality American
    Ethnicity White
    High School Burlington High School, Burlington, Massachusetts
    University Emerson College
    Occupation Comic
    Celebrity Index St
    Claim to Fame legendary standup comedy genius, guy on the couch in Half Baked

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  • Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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  • A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I`m afraid of widths.
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  • Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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  • I bought some batteries, but they weren`t included.
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  • I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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  • Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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  • I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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  • Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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  • It doesn`t make a difference what temperature a room is, it`s always room temperature.
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  • When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, `Did you sleep good?` I said `No, I made a few mistakes.`
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  • Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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  • There`s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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  • I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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  • Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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  • I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn`t park anywhere near the place.
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  • Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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  • My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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  • If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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  • I bought some batteries, but they weren`t included.
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  • I have an existential map. It has `You are here` written all over it.
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  • It`s a small world, but I wouldn`t want to paint it.
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  • Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, `Do I know you?`
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  • What`s another word for Thesaurus?
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  • You can`t have everything. Where would you put it?
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