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Mark Twain Biography

Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. Twain is most noted for his novels Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, which has since been called the Great American Novel, and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. He is extensively quoted. During his lifetime, Twain became a friend to presidents, artists, industrialists and European royalty. Twain enjoyed immense public popularity. His keen wit and incisive satire earned him praise from both critics and peers. American author William Faulkner called Twain "the father of American literature".

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    Name Mark Twain
    (Samuel Langhorne Clemens)
    Build Average
    Hair Color Grey
    Date of Birth November 301835
    Birthplace Florida, Missouri
    Star Sign Sagittarius
    Died April 211910 (Aged 75)
    Location of Death Redding, Connecticut
    Nationality American
    Ethnicity White
    Occupation Writer
    Celebrity Index Ma
    Claim to Fame Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

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  • You can`t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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  • Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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  • In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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  • When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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  • I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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  • The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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  • The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten
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  • All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
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  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
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  • For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.
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  • Write without pay until somebody offers to pay
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  • I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception
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  • A public library is the most enduring of memorials, the trustiest monument for the preservation of an event or a name or an affection; for it, and it only, is respected by wars and revolutions, and survives them
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  • My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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  • Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn`t.
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  • The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice
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  • The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man`s
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  • It is wiser to find out than to suppose
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  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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  • We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
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  • There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
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  • Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody
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  • By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man`s, I mean.
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  • Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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  • Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals
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  • There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition; there are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.
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  • We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.
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  • The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
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  • Be good and you will be lonesome
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  • The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
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  • You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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  • Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
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  • I never let schooling interfere with my education.
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  • Citizenship is what makes a republic; monarchies can get along without it
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  • Don`t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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  • Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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  • Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied
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  • Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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  • It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
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  • The history of our race, and each individual`s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
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  • Do your duty today and repent tomorrow
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  • Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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  • The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny
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  • Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead
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  • Sacred cows make the best hamburger
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  • If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
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  • Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.
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  • A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
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  • Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"
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  • The man that sets out to carry a cat by it`s tail learns something that will always be useful and which will never grow dim or doubtful.
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  • The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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  • Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful
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  • Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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  • All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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  • Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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  • Humor is mankind`s greatest blessing.
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  • There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy
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  • History doesn`t repeat itself - at best it sometimes rhymes
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  • It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right
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  • One mustn`t criticize other people on grounds where he can`t stand perpendicular himself
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  • The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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  • The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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  • Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
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  • Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
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  • The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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  • Hunger is the handmaid of genius
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  • Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
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  • Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you believe that you too can become great.
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  • A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
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  • Denial ain`t just a river in Egypt.
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  • Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
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  • Prophecy: Two bull`s eyes out of a possible million
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  • The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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  • Fortune knocks at every man`s door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her
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  • Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
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  • There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it
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  • Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
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  • Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it
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  • There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
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  • How empty is theory in the presence of fact
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  • Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
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  • I`m glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again
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  • Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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  • It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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  • I have no race prejudice. I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed, I know it. I can stand any society. All that I care to know is that a man is a human being -- that is enough for me; he can`t be any worse.
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  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don`t mind, it doesn`t matter.
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  • We can secure other people`s approval, if we do right and try hard; but our own is worth a hundred of it, and no way has been found out of securing that
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  • If you tell the truth you don`t have to remember anything.
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  • It`s easy to quit smoking. I`ve done it hundreds of times.
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  • Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see
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  • Do something everyday that you don`t want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
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  • There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy`s life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure
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  • By the etiquette of war, it is permitted to none below the rank of newspaper correspondent to dictate to the general in the field
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  • The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
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  • I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can`t be any worse.
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  • Better a broken promise than none at all.
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  • It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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  • There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
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  • In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?
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  • Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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  • Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
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  • When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he`d learned in seven years.
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  • When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
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  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don`t mind, it doesn`t matter.
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  • When in doubt, tell the truth.
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  • What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
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  • Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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  • Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be
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  • Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
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  • It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
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  • Etiquette requires us to admire the human race
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  • Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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  • Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear
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  • It is curious - curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare
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  • I deal with temptation by yielding to it
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  • We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess
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  • He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue
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  • The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don`t want, drink what you don`t like, and do what you`d rather not.
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  • I didn`t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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  • Be good and you will be lonely
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  • Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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  • Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
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  • It is easier to stay out than get out.
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  • Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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  • While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
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  • It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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  • There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
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  • The man who is a pessimist before forty-eight knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows too little
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  • Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense
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  • True irreverence is disrespect for another man`s god
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  • I didn`t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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  • Don`t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first
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  • The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won`t sit upon a cold stove lid, either.
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  • A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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  • Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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  • Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination
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  • Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.
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  • The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are merely the most numerous.
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  • If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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  • A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
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  • When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
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  • Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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  • Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
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  • It`s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
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  • Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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  • The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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  • I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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  • Don`t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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  • I didn`t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
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  • Do something every day that you don`t want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
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  • Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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  • I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won`t.
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  • An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven`t been done before.
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  • I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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  • Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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  • Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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  • Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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  • Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
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  • Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn`t.
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  • A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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  • Don`t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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  • Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
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  • I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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  • I don`t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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  • By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man`s I mean.
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  • Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
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  • Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
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  • A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
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  • Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
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  • Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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  • I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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  • Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
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  • I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
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  • Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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