Name	Bill Hicks (William Melvin Hicks)
Date of Birth	December 16, 1961
Birthplace	Valdosta, Georgia
Star Sign	Sagittarius
Died	February 26, 1994 (Aged 33)
Location of Death	Little Rock, AR
Cause of Death	Cancer - Pancreatic
Nationality	American
Ethnicity	White
Religion	Baptist
High School	Stratford High School, Houston, Texas
Occupation	Comic
Celebrity Index	Bi
Claim to Fame	Relentless
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This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they`re special ... ha ha ha! I`m aware of that. I`m just here to tell you, that they`re NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION – that load, we`re only talking about one load – connected: gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I`ve wiped nations off`ve my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I`ve tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what`s for fucking breakfast?!"

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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.

(thinkexist.com)

I`m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

(thinkexist.com)

It`s just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It`s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

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I`ll tell you, too, that`s starting to depress me about UFO`s, about the fact that they cross galaxies, or wherever they come from to visit us, and always end up in places like Fife, Alabama. Maybe these are not super-intelligent beings, man.

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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

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The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it`s real because that`s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it`s very brightly coloured and it`s very loud and it`s fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don`t worry, don`t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.

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