Biography
Distinctive Features
fantastic prostate
Friends and Family
Norm Macdonald
[Friend]
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Will Ferrell
[Friend]
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Howard Stern
[Friend]
(not his `bro`)
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JD Harmeyer
[Associate]
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Frank Sebastiano
[Friend]
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Nick DiPaolo
[Friend]
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David Herman
[Friend]
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Kamal Ahmed
[Friend]
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Michael Deeg
[Friend]
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Judy Lange
[Mother]
(née Caprio)
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Arthur Steven Lange Sr.
[Father]
Trivia and Quotes
Quotes
 Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
(brainyquote.com)
By the time I am Howard`s age I hope to be long retired. I don`t plan on working that long.
(brainyquote.com)
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
(brainyquote.com)
If I get lucky enough one day to have Howard`s money and life... Actually, you know what, if I ever get Howard money I am going to retire.
(brainyquote.com)
But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
(brainyquote.com)
And now it looks like I`m probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
(brainyquote.com)
Don`t do drugs to be cool, do `em because you hate yourself.
(imdb.com)
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.
(brainyquote.com)
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.
(brainyquote.com)
I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.
(brainyquote.com)
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
(brainyquote.com)
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don`t drink in moderation.
(brainyquote.com)
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
(brainyquote.com)
Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.
(brainyquote.com)
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
(brainyquote.com)
When I black out, it`s the happiest time of my life.
(brainyquote.com)
I`m not going to lie to you fellas, I`ve been drinking.
(brainyquote.com)
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn`t the greatest looking guy in the world.
(brainyquote.com)
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
(brainyquote.com)
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics` darlings, you might say.
(brainyquote.com)
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.
(brainyquote.com)
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
(brainyquote.com)
Trivia
Lange`s Body fat percentage was calculated at 37.8 on June 13, 2003.
Recently recognized the 30th anniversary of his first homerun in Little League baseball which took place June 9, 1979.
Favorite drink is Jack Daniels and water. Likes to drink beverages using a straw, even when taking shots of liquor.
(imdb.com)
His indulgences in food and alcohol provide almost daily comic fodder for the rest of the "Howard Stern" (1994) cast. There are few foods high in calories, fat, carbohydrates, salt or sugar that Artie doesn't eat in excess and his drunken exploits are legendary. Mr. Lange maintains a good sense of humour about his shortcomings, and enjoys his role as comic foil on the show.
(imdb.com)
At Howard Stern's now-defunct official bulletin board, there were more members with user names created in his honor than any other regular on the show, including Stern himself. Among those named after the comedian were Artie Lange dead at 37, Artie Lange's Liver, Artie's Dead Dad and Filthy Drunk Artie.
(imdb.com)
Had a small role in Jerry Maguire (1996) but his scene was deleted.
(imdb.com)
Joined "The Howard Stern Radio Show" (1998) in 2001, replacing Jackie Martling.
(imdb.com)
Is of Italian, German and American Indian descent.
(imdb.com)
[August 21, 2003] The results of a DNA test taken on the "Howard Stern" (1994) Show, show that Lange is 1/4 American Indian. He is Neapolitan Italian on his mother's side, but his father's full heritage has always been a "grey area". He had only previously known of his German ancestry on that side of his family.
(imdb.com)
Both he and his predecessor, Jackie Martling, appear in the 2003 film Mail Order Bride, though they have no scenes together.
(imdb.com)
Was an All-County baseball player, as a third baseman for Union High School in Union, New Jersey
(imdb.com)
Claims he has seen The Godfather (1972) so many times that he can recite the entire movie.
(imdb.com)
Avid fan of the New York Yankees.
(imdb.com)
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